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    #31
    Citrix…
    Unix
    NT Server
    Telnet
    Solaris

    (in that order)
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #32
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      Cats are evil.

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        #33
        Originally posted by swamp View Post
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        Solitaire
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #34
          I'm reminded of Henry Root's application for the position of Chairman of the Equal Opportunities Commission. He describes his time working at Billingsgate Fish Market as:

          'Worked like a black but paid myself considerably better.'

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            #35
            Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
            25 metres swimming....
            BSc. (Bronze Swimming Certificate).
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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