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Suggestions for stupid things to put on a CV

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    #11
    Stick a photo on the CV of a very famous and easily recognisable celebrity, bonus points if they are dead.
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #12
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      Stick a photo on the CV of a very famous and easily recognisable celebrity, bonus points if they are dead.
      Has anyone got a CV (with photo) for Bob Shawadiwadi?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        Stick a photo on the CV of a very famous and easily recognisable celebrity, bonus points if they are dead.
        Jacko? Or Elvis?
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #14
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Jacko? Or Elvis?
          Hancock.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Has anyone got a CV (with photo) for Bob Shawadiwadi?
            Be careful, there's a Bob who used to send two copies of his CV for a job, identical save for the fact that one has his name and one has an anglo-saxon name. If the anglo-saxon candidate was invited for interview but the "Bob" wasn't then he'd try and sue the company...

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Hancock.
              Hans Solo

              or

              Hans Leuckno
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #17
                1971 : IBM : Developed a method for saving space by storing a shorter year number
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                1998 - 2001 Owned and ran a hugely successful consultancy company "Y2KNoWay" advising companies and governments on how to mitigate against the Y2K bug
                2001-2011: Fast cars, loose woman and a Yacht
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #18
                  OK big secret here. My direct clients call me sometime on the telephone despite the agent removing it from my word document.

                  But how? Scooter can by contacted on zero one two three four seventy seven eight nine eleven two. Works every time.
                  "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    1971 : IBM : Developed a method for saving space by storing a shorter year number


                    that is going on there.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                      OK big secret here. My direct clients call me sometime on the telephone despite the agent removing it from my word document.

                      But how? Scooter can by contacted on zero one two three four seventy seven eight nine eleven two. Works every time.
                      Is that a Bedford number?
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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