Stick a photo on the CV of a very famous and easily recognisable celebrity, bonus points if they are dead.
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Suggestions for stupid things to put on a CV
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostStick a photo on the CV of a very famous and easily recognisable celebrity, bonus points if they are dead.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostStick a photo on the CV of a very famous and easily recognisable celebrity, bonus points if they are dead.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostJacko? Or Elvis?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHas anyone got a CV (with photo) for Bob Shawadiwadi?Comment
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While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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1971 : IBM : Developed a method for saving space by storing a shorter year number
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1998 - 2001 Owned and ran a hugely successful consultancy company "Y2KNoWay" advising companies and governments on how to mitigate against the Y2K bug
2001-2011: Fast cars, loose woman and a YachtCoffee's for closersComment
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OK big secret here. My direct clients call me sometime on the telephone despite the agent removing it from my word document.
But how? Scooter can by contacted on zero one two three four seventy seven eight nine eleven two. Works every time."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post1971 : IBM : Developed a method for saving space by storing a shorter year number
that is going on there.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostOK big secret here. My direct clients call me sometime on the telephone despite the agent removing it from my word document.
But how? Scooter can by contacted on zero one two three four seventy seven eight nine eleven two. Works every time.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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