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That explains where your gimp mask went.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Postftfy
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This is rapidly turning into a thread where everybody fantasises about what Moose's daughter gets up to behind his back.
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That's just wrong on so many levels.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostThis is rapidly turning into a thread where everybody fantasises about what Moose's daughter gets up to behind his back.
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Really? Because she's your daughter?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostThat's just wrong on so many levels.
Sorry mate, fair game, you introduced her to the forum as it were.
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It was meant to be tongue in cheek. Should have used a smily.Originally posted by Mason Boyne View PostReally? Because she's your daughter?
Sorry mate, fair game, you introduced her to the forum as it were.
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Quite, what if Moose's daughter looks like a mooseOriginally posted by fullyautomatix View PostThis is rapidly turning into a thread where everybody fantasises about what Moose's daughter gets up to behind his back.
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What if the facts of the matter are that she's been stalking the poor little lad and boiled his bunny?Originally posted by amcdonald View PostQuite, what if Moose's daughter looks like a moose
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You might stand a chance.Originally posted by amcdonald View PostQuite, what if Moose's daughter looks like a moose
Sorry Moose.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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It tells me that his mother doesn't want to believe that he wanted to go out of his own accord.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostI believe the mother suspects my daughter of persuading him to go out for a while with her and some friends rather than go straight home. She didn't, but even if she had, would it have been that bad? Pathetic really.
Like EO said, narrow escape.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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