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Old Greg replied

23 June 2011, 14:29
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

I've got a MILF, so extra women would have to pass her vetting procedure *if* they were old enough

Just because you'd like to doesn't make it anything to boast about.
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amcdonald replied

23 June 2011, 14:09
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

You might stand a chance.

Sorry Moose.

I've got a MILF, so extra women would have to pass her vetting procedure *if* they were old enough
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Sysman replied

23 June 2011, 14:00
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

I believe the mother suspects my daughter of persuading him to go out for a while with her and some friends rather than go straight home. She didn't, but even if she had, would it have been that bad? Pathetic really.

It tells me that his mother doesn't want to believe that he wanted to go out of his own accord.

Like EO said, narrow escape.
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MaryPoppins replied

23 June 2011, 13:57
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

Quite, what if Moose's daughter looks like a moose

You might stand a chance.

Sorry Moose.
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Mason Boyne replied

23 June 2011, 13:56
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

Quite, what if Moose's daughter looks like a moose

What if the facts of the matter are that she's been stalking the poor little lad and boiled his bunny?
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amcdonald replied

23 June 2011, 13:51
Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

This is rapidly turning into a thread where everybody fantasises about what Moose's daughter gets up to behind his back.

Quite, what if Moose's daughter looks like a moose
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Moose423956 replied

23 June 2011, 13:42
Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post

Really? Because she's your daughter?

Sorry mate, fair game, you introduced her to the forum as it were.

Can't give Pandora her box back now!

It was meant to be tongue in cheek. Should have used a smily.
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Mason Boyne replied

23 June 2011, 13:37
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

That's just wrong on so many levels.

Really? Because she's your daughter?

Sorry mate, fair game, you introduced her to the forum as it were.

Can't give Pandora her box back now!
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Moose423956 replied

23 June 2011, 13:33
Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

This is rapidly turning into a thread where everybody fantasises about what Moose's daughter gets up to behind his back.

That's just wrong on so many levels.
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fullyautomatix replied

23 June 2011, 13:30
This is rapidly turning into a thread where everybody fantasises about what Moose's daughter gets up to behind his back.
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Old Greg replied

23 June 2011, 13:27
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

ftfy

(Get me the address will you)

That explains where your gimp mask went.
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MarillionFan replied

23 June 2011, 13:14
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

I believe the mother suspects my daughter of persuading him to go with her and some friends to a Soho fetish club, get tied up in leather, getting high on cocaine, before being whipped with a cat o'nine tails while wearing a gimp mask rather than go straight home. She didn't, but even if she had, would it have been that bad? Pathetic really.

ftfy

(Get me the address will you)
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EternalOptimist replied

23 June 2011, 12:39
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

I believe the mother suspects my daughter of persuading him to go out for a while with her and some friends rather than go straight home. She didn't, but even if she had, would it have been that bad? Pathetic really.

narrow escapes all round
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Moose423956 replied

23 June 2011, 12:36
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

jeez. It would have been nice to find out what she was supposed to apologise for.
ah well. good luck and all that

I believe the mother suspects my daughter of persuading him to go out for a while with her and some friends rather than go straight home. She didn't, but even if she had, would it have been that bad? Pathetic really.
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EternalOptimist replied

23 June 2011, 12:33
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

Well, daughter spoke to boyfriend yesterday after he had an exam and borrowed a phone. He said his plan involves her apologising to the mother, she said "No way, why should I, I haven't done anything wrong". He hung up.

So, looks like that's that. Shame, they were good together. Ruined by his old trog of a mother. Hope I see her in town some time soon. I'll completely ignore her! That'll teach her.

jeez. It would have been nice to find out what she was supposed to apologise for.
ah well. good luck and all that
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