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Thanks Tyke, You made me feel better. Have you ever thought about working for the Samaritans?Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostObviously they realised they'd contracted in a complete tw@ so are getting rid at an opportune moment. I do hope you live up to the smiley.
Anyway I had been renewed 3 times and they aren't renewing any contractors due to a Strategic Review in the bank.Comment
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Banks are typically slow on the uptake.Originally posted by russell View PostThanks Tyke, You made me feel better. Have you ever thought about working for the Samaritans?
Anyway I had been renewed 3 times and they aren't renewing any contractors due to finally noticing they'd contracted complete tosser in the bank.
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Ah, that old cherry.Originally posted by russell View PostThanks Tyke, You made me feel better. Have you ever thought about working for the Samaritans?
Anyway I had been renewed 3 times and they aren't renewing any contractors due to a Strategic Review in the bank.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Not slow enough that they would ever hire a miserable brain dead loser like you. You wouldn't even get through security for an interview wearing your wank/tulip stained dressing gown. I'm sure the wardens are already looking for you, so you better get off the nutters communal computer and get ready for your medication.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostBanks are typically slow on the uptake.
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Lloyds strategic review could see 15,000 more jobs cutOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAh, that old cherry.
Also known as reality, something you probably know nothing about.Comment
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Sorry to hear it russell, and Happy Birthday.Originally posted by russell View Post
Anyway I had been renewed 3 times and they aren't renewing any contractors due to a Strategic Review in the bank.
I did warn you.... that sounds like the HR idiots are getting involved to me.
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I've so far seem a contract appear and disappear 3 times in the past month so something is definitely up.Originally posted by russell View PostLloyds strategic review could see 15,000 more jobs cut
Also known as reality, something you probably know nothing about.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Was that article alongside that other one:Originally posted by russell View PostLloyds strategic review could see 15,000 more jobs cut
Also known as reality, something you probably know nothing about.
'Smelly Little Pissant Contractor Finally Gets The Boot"?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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They've been hiring at the Halifax for a while, but I've been politely deflecting the agents who've approached me for the roles for several weeks. I'm not interested in working for the banks again, certainly not at this point anyway.Originally posted by eek View PostI've so far seem a contract appear and disappear 3 times in the past month so something is definitely up.Comment
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