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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostThey've been hiring at the Halifax for a while, I have been selling the big issue outside their HQ and they usually give me 50p tip (for extras), and they are looking to hire a toilet cleaner, I think im in there.Comment
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Originally posted by russell View PostNot slow enough that they would ever hire a miserable brain dead loser like you. You wouldn't even get through security for an interview wearing your wank/tulip stained dressing gown. I'm sure the wardens are already looking for you, so you better get off the nutters communal computer and get ready for your medication.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostThey've been hiring at the Halifax for a while, but I've been politely deflecting the agents who've approached me for the roles for several weeks. I'm not interested in working for the banks again, certainly not at this point anyway.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostSays the guy who's just been papped out on his arse
Anyway shouldn't you get back to clicking buttons, or whatever is it is testers do?
HTH BIDIComment
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Originally posted by russell View Post
Anyway shouldn't you get back to clicking buttons, or whatever is it is testers do?
HTH BIDI
Test managers don't click buttons. They get other people to do that.
They also get rates that you can only dream about.
HTH, BIDIWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by russell View PostWell, no contractors are being renewed and I had milked thay cow for a long time. Will propbably go a tour around the USA for a month or two, then think about looking for a new contract. I can afford to not work for decades, but I get bored sitting in the house all dayPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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Originally posted by russell View PostLloyds strategic review could see 15,000 more jobs cut
Also known as reality, something you probably know nothing about.
Lloyds Banking Group is set to cut a further 15,000 jobs once a strategy review of the bank is published by chief executive Antonio Horta-Osorio at the end of this month.
A spokesman commented that one of the job losses was due to finally tracking down the source of a stale stench of p!ss which has plagued one of the Scottish sites for several months. The spokesman blamed 'inept middle-management' for 3 previous missed opportunities in eradicating the stench but went on to say that lessons had now been learned."Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostThey're throwing out decent rates for rent boys at the moment too. Knocked back two offers from them today. 5 quid a blow, but I held out for 6, got 30 of them eventuallyComment
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Originally posted by russell View PostWell, no contractors are being renewed and I had milked thay cow for a long time. Will propbably go a tour around the USA for a month or two, then think about looking for a new contract. I can afford to not work for decades, but I get bored sitting in the house all day
HTH BIDIWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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