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A Proposal for Improving CUK

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    #31
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    So, if Churchill wets the bed in General and nobody cares, are the sheets wet?
    It doesn't apply to Churchill, he screams so loud that everyone can hear him, even deaf people. It's like a little girl who's just discovered her favourite Barbie doll lying soiled atop her teenage brothers porn stash.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #32
      Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
      Didn't the ancient Greeks also have a system whereby if someone proposed a new law, and this was not accepted, then the proposer was put to death? (Very sound idea if you ask me.)

      So if not everyone agrees to this ostracism proposal, then by your own logic you're for the chop.
      Yah don't mess wiv da owly
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #33
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        So, if Churchill wets the bed in General and nobody cares, are the sheets wet?
        If and when it happens perhaps you'll find out.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          If and when it happens perhaps you'll find out.
          Bloody hell. It's worse than we thought. Churchill also has dementia. :
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #35
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            It doesn't apply to Churchill, he screams so loud that everyone can hear him, even deaf people. It's like a little girl who's just discovered her favourite Barbie doll lying soiled atop her teenage brothers porn stash.
            Are you and Old Greg an item? I think I can tell which of you is the butch one.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Are you and Old Greg an item? I think I can tell which of you is the butch one.
              No, I just find it curiously satisfying to taunt you, Mr Shriveldick.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #37
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                No, I just find it curiously satisfying to taunt you, Mr Shriveldick.
                When are you going to start then?

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  When are you going to start then?
                  Once my repping powers recharge I expect.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Once my repping powers recharge I expect.
                    Have a practice now, go on.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Have a practice now, go on.
                      Why?
                      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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