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A Proposal for Improving CUK
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It doesn't apply to Churchill, he screams so loud that everyone can hear him, even deaf people. It's like a little girl who's just discovered her favourite Barbie doll lying soiled atop her teenage brothers porn stash.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Yah don't mess wiv da owlyOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostDidn't the ancient Greeks also have a system whereby if someone proposed a new law, and this was not accepted, then the proposer was put to death? (Very sound idea if you ask me.)
So if not everyone agrees to this ostracism proposal, then by your own logic you're for the chop.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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If and when it happens perhaps you'll find out.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostSo, if Churchill wets the bed in General and nobody cares, are the sheets wet?Comment
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Bloody hell. It's worse than we thought. Churchill also has dementia.Originally posted by Churchill View PostIf and when it happens perhaps you'll find out.
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What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Are you and Old Greg an item? I think I can tell which of you is the butch one.Originally posted by doodab View PostIt doesn't apply to Churchill, he screams so loud that everyone can hear him, even deaf people. It's like a little girl who's just discovered her favourite Barbie doll lying soiled atop her teenage brothers porn stash.Comment
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No, I just find it curiously satisfying to taunt you, Mr Shriveldick.Originally posted by Churchill View PostAre you and Old Greg an item? I think I can tell which of you is the butch one.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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When are you going to start then?Originally posted by doodab View PostNo, I just find it curiously satisfying to taunt you, Mr Shriveldick.Comment
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Once my repping powers recharge I expect.Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhen are you going to start then?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Have a practice now, go on.Originally posted by doodab View PostOnce my repping powers recharge I expect.Comment
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Why?Originally posted by Churchill View PostHave a practice now, go on.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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