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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -

Well done Andy, very entertaining match, loved the tripod move
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
And now for a Grand Slam!!!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Did he smile this time?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You have more chance of seeing Rangers fall victim to a succession of poor refereeing decisions that cost them the leagueOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAnd now for a Grand Slam!!!



When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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So absolutely no pressure now for Wimbledon
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Oh yeh! Unless you have faked a BBC webpage he really has!
It's just that when I read a CUK thread title, I've got into the habit of thinking it's a sarcy comment and the exact opposite is true.
PS For which I mostly blame Dim.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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He got his wang out?Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
Well done Andy, very entertaining match, loved the tripod move
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Yeah well done. Good job Federer, Nadal, etc sat this one out.
I somehow don't think the jock's going to do as well at Wimbledon.
Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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