Potter Dwarf 'touched himself'

**AtW** · 8 June 2011, 13:44

"She alerted British Transport Police who arranged for his arrest at Sheffield after she gave them a description. "

**doodab** · 8 June 2011, 13:45

"Little ****** plays with magic wand, reduces fairy princess to tears"

**TimberWolf** · 8 June 2011, 13:56

Dwarf caught touching himself on train is not Happy.

**TimberWolf** · 8 June 2011, 13:58

Originally posted by AtW View Post

"She alerted British Transport Police who arranged for his arrest at Sheffield after she gave them a description. "

She described the perpetrator as "small", as she flexed her little finger.

**zharrt** · 8 June 2011, 14:04

Little prick causes commotion on locomotion

**wobbegong** · 8 June 2011, 14:10

"The Philosopher's Bone"

**zharrt** · 8 June 2011, 14:15

Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

"The Philosopher's Bone"

Short and to the point, and so is your headline!

**Old Greg** · 8 June 2011, 15:39

Hairy Todger and the Order of Magnitude

**shaunbhoy** · 8 June 2011, 15:52

Midget has them Rowling in the aisles after throttling the "Prisoner of Azkaban" on the Hogwarts Express!!

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