Reply to: Potter Dwarf 'touched himself'

[gingerjedi]

Dwarf caught touching himself on train is not Happy.

[AtW]

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to
a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to
write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Remains supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,"
What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

[hyperD]

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to
a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to
write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Remains supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,"
What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

[Wodewick]

Little Jerk Gets His Cum-uppance!

[MarillionFan]

(Mrs MF just called out)

'Wherever I lay my hat, that's my Gnome'

[MarillionFan]

Hairy Potter tossed off train ?

Like it.

Winner selected in one hour.

(I'm struggling with this one)

The Bobbit (ie. Hobbit and that fella who had his cock chopped off)

Midget has a Fidget.

[amcdonald]

Hairy Potter tossed off train ?

[shaunbhoy]

Midget has them Rowling in the aisles after throttling the "Prisoner of Azkaban" on the Hogwarts Express!!

[Old Greg]

Hairy Todger and the Order of Magnitude

[zharrt]

"The Philosopher's Bone"

Short and to the point, and so is your headline!

[wobbegong]

"The Philosopher's Bone"

[zharrt]

Little prick causes commotion on locomotion

[TimberWolf]

"She alerted British Transport Police who arranged for his arrest at Sheffield after she gave them a description. "

She described the perpetrator as "small", as she flexed her little finger.

[TimberWolf]

Dwarf caught touching himself on train is not Happy.

[doodab]

"Little ****** plays with magic wand, reduces fairy princess to tears"