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Originally posted by hyperD View PostEvery day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to
a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to
write a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Remains supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,"
What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."
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Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to
a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to
write a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Remains supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,"
What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."
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(Mrs MF just called out)
'Wherever I lay my hat, that's my Gnome'
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostHairy Potter tossed off train ?
Winner selected in one hour.
(I'm struggling with this one)
The Bobbit (ie. Hobbit and that fella who had his cock chopped off)
Midget has a Fidget.
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Midget has them Rowling in the aisles after throttling the "Prisoner of Azkaban" on the Hogwarts Express!!
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Originally posted by AtW View Post"She alerted British Transport Police who arranged for his arrest at Sheffield after she gave them a description. "
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"Little ****** plays with magic wand, reduces fairy princess to tears"
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