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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostYou know they sometimes crawl in your mouth when you're asleep?
Got bitten by one in the US a few years ago and was sick for weeks.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYeah. It was fancy dress, a last minute thing.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostAh tulipe, now I'm not gonna sleep
Got bitten by one in the US a few years ago and was sick for weeks.
<Zippy in smug I'm-not-afraid-of-spids-'cos-I've-got-two-cats mode>+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostCalm down CH, we don't have any poisonous spiders in this country. Craneflies though - flippin' lethal.
<Zippy in smug I'm-not-afraid-of-spids-'cos-I've-got-two-cats mode>
Remember those old Tom & Jerry cartoons where Jerry would be in a kitchen and you got a view of a black woman's legs on a stool squealing...?
That's mild.Comment
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Oh that's bad. Do you want to borrow a cat?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh that's bad. Do you want to borrow a cat?Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostNot rational I know but phobic and can't help the automatic response.
Remember those old Tom & Jerry cartoons where Jerry would be in a kitchen and you got a view of a black woman's legs on a stool squealing...?
That's mild.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat! You hate black people now??? FFS! WHat's wrong with you man!Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostAh tulipe, now I'm not gonna sleep
Got bitten by one in the US a few years ago and was sick for weeks.Comment
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