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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'll bite.
Why do you have a Mexican in the house?Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostCalm down CH, we don't have any poisonous spiders in this country...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI don't know, I've never tried eating one. There are quite a few venomous species in the UK - as in "all of them". However, most can't pierce human skin, so you're ok.
The swamp or fen spider. Grows up to a whopping 7cm across. Likes to sit in the toilet bowl and then come up and bite your bum.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I woke up in Belize with a spider sat on my head drinking the moisture from my eye. That was interesting.
And another time while clearing out the garage I was bitten on the hand by a spider. The area around my thumb swelled up and turned black for a while.
Still, I'm quite fond of spiders.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI woke up in Belize with a spider sat on my head drinking the moisture from my eye. That was interesting.
And another time while clearing out the garage I was bitten on the hand by a spider. The area around my thumb swelled up and turned black for a while.
Still, I'm quite fond of spiders.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThere is nothing more disconcerting than having one drop on your face in the middle of the night"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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We had a spider in our spout, an incy wincy little thing it was, then we had some precipitation and it was flooded out, but, luckily the sun emerged, dried up the rainwater which enabled the incy wincy spider to reoccupy the spout.
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostGecko tail, dropping on your face, after one lost a fight. That was quite disconcerting.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostGecko tulipting in your belly button while sunbathing under an umberella..... It was minging.
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