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[Old Greg]

I know

You know they sometimes crawl in your mouth when you're asleep?

[Cliphead]

You know they sometimes crawl in your mouth when you're asleep?

Ah tulipe, now I'm not gonna sleep

Got bitten by one in the US a few years ago and was sick for weeks.

[shaunbhoy]

Yeah. It was fancy dress, a last minute thing.

The spandex knocks a couple of stone off you too!

[Zippy]

Ah tulipe, now I'm not gonna sleep

Got bitten by one in the US a few years ago and was sick for weeks.

Calm down CH, we don't have any poisonous spiders in this country. Craneflies though - flippin' lethal.

<Zippy in smug I'm-not-afraid-of-spids-'cos-I've-got-two-cats mode>

[Cliphead]

Calm down CH, we don't have any poisonous spiders in this country. Craneflies though - flippin' lethal.

<Zippy in smug I'm-not-afraid-of-spids-'cos-I've-got-two-cats mode>

Not rational I know but phobic and can't help the automatic response.

Remember those old Tom & Jerry cartoons where Jerry would be in a kitchen and you got a view of a black woman's legs on a stool squealing...?

That's mild.

[Zippy]

Oh that's bad. Do you want to borrow a cat?

[Cliphead]

Oh that's bad. Do you want to borrow a cat?

I have one most weekends, always at the wrong time

[MarillionFan]

Not rational I know but phobic and can't help the automatic response.

Remember those old Tom & Jerry cartoons where Jerry would be in a kitchen and you got a view of a black woman's legs on a stool squealing...?

That's mild.

What! You hate black people now??? FFS! WHat's wrong with you man!

[Cliphead]

What! You hate black people now??? FFS! WHat's wrong with you man!

It was the stockings around the ankles <shudder>

[Old Greg]

Ah tulipe, now I'm not gonna sleep

Got bitten by one in the US a few years ago and was sick for weeks.

Sorry about that. I won't be sleeping either what with the Mexican in the house.