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Argggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

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    #51
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    Bum off
    You see that You see that smiley

    That's me that is. Right now

    Stuck in a room with two people who don't watch telly

    Who won't go to bed and let me watch the apprentice from Wednesday

    But reading books

    F U C K OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #52
      Pssssssst.

      Have they gone yet?
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #53
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        You see that You see that smiley

        That's me that is. Right now

        Stuck in a room with two people who don't watch telly

        Who won't go to bed and let me watch the apprentice from Wednesday

        But reading books

        F U C K OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        Hang on. The great MF is too much of a pussy to put the TV on in his own house?
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #54
          Bad news MF, Scotland became Independent today, so any Scottish person outside the country has to stay where they are for a few years.

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            #55
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Hang on. The great MF is too much of a pussy to put the TV on in his own house?
            No. Telly has been put on. Apprentice is now on. The ****ers have decided that it's time to go to bed as the telly is to loud.

            Feckers.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #56
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              No. Telly has been put on. Apprentice is now on. The ****ers have decided that it's time to go to bed as the telly is to loud.

              Feckers.
              The Apprentice eh If you say so

              (where is the nudge nudge smiley?)
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #57
                They must be kicking themselves for forgetting about that old predictive texting problem. It will be a long time before they accept another invitation to visit an elderly aunt who doesn't mind a couple of drinks.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  They must be kicking themselves for forgetting about that old predictive texting problem. It will be a long time before they accept another invitation to visit an elderly aunt who doesn't mind a couple of drinks.
                  Its like everything I dislike rolled up into two people.

                  Don't drink
                  Don't read the newspapers
                  Don't watch telly
                  Don't like sports
                  Reads books quietly
                  Face books all day
                  Has OCD
                  Hubby is a cuckolded male
                  Kids can't drink x or y as it's bad
                  Children not disciplined
                  There are five kids in the house, I gave them lollipops the visiting wife took them off her children and binned them and told me I was being insensitive, then when presented with some children's yogurts that are on their last 'use by' date then their kids cannot have it. She even kicked off at going to a public toilet earlier!!!

                  And finally, finally, when I was watching the preview for Dr Who, one of their children asked what it was and he said 'a load of crap'!!!


                  They will not be coming back ever again.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    They will not be coming back ever again.
                    Oh you're just saying that ya big softeee!!!



                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #60
                      How do you know he's a cuckold, did she try it on?
                      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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