Argggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[TestMangler]

What the....

I'll translate

Leave them to have a chat about children etcetera and perambulate in the direction of a public house and have a small libation

[Cliphead]

So he's really a septic then?

He goes on like one. At least a 747 stops whining when it lands.

[cailin maith]

I'll translate

Leave them to have a chat about children etcetera and perambulate in the direction of a public house and have a small libation

Ahhhhhhh...

Cheers for that It's a whole other language!!

[TestMangler]

Are you a Scottish Cockney then?

No, but I'm multi lingual I can speak Yorkshire, Geordie, Cock-a-nese, Manc, Paddy, Taff and Weedgie.

Can't speak Latin though. So I have to Ad Lib

[TestMangler]

Ahhhhhhh...

Cheers for that It's a whole other language!!

If you ever need a Glasgow translator, you know where to come. Reasonable day rates........

[Zippy]

He goes on like one. At least a 747 stops whining when it lands.

[MarillionFan]

He goes on like one. At least a 747 stops whining when it lands.

Fook off. I'm not the one shaking and sweating on the sofa like Little Miss Muffet a bowl of curds and whey.

[Cliphead]

Fook off. I'm not the one shaking and sweating on the sofa like Little Miss Muffet a bowl of curds and whey.

Well it was quite big

[MarillionFan]

Well it was quite big

May I just point out, the reason they call those really small spiders 'money spiders' is because they can fit in your pocket, not because they've come to steal your money you tight Scottish g'et.

You can relax now.

[Cliphead]

May I just point out, the reason they call those really small spiders 'money spiders' is because they can fit in your pocket, not because they've come to steal your money you tight Scottish g'et.

You can relax now.

Ahh...

Now I will sleep tonight without a rolled up newspaper and the light on