Argggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[MarillionFan]

Bum off

You see that You see that smiley

That's me that is. Right now

Stuck in a room with two people who don't watch telly

Who won't go to bed and let me watch the apprentice from Wednesday

But reading books

F U C K OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cojak]

Pssssssst.

Have they gone yet?

[MaryPoppins]

You see that You see that smiley

That's me that is. Right now

Stuck in a room with two people who don't watch telly

Who won't go to bed and let me watch the apprentice from Wednesday

But reading books

F U C K OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on. The great MF is too much of a pussy to put the TV on in his own house?

[russell]

Bad news MF, Scotland became Independent today, so any Scottish person outside the country has to stay where they are for a few years.

[MarillionFan]

Hang on. The great MF is too much of a pussy to put the TV on in his own house?

No. Telly has been put on. Apprentice is now on. The ****ers have decided that it's time to go to bed as the telly is to loud.

Feckers.

[Zippy]

No. Telly has been put on. Apprentice is now on. The ****ers have decided that it's time to go to bed as the telly is to loud.

Feckers.

The Apprentice eh If you say so

(where is the nudge nudge smiley?)

[Old Greg]

They must be kicking themselves for forgetting about that old predictive texting problem. It will be a long time before they accept another invitation to visit an elderly aunt who doesn't mind a couple of drinks.

[MarillionFan]

They must be kicking themselves for forgetting about that old predictive texting problem. It will be a long time before they accept another invitation to visit an elderly aunt who doesn't mind a couple of drinks.

Its like everything I dislike rolled up into two people.

Don't drink
Don't read the newspapers
Don't watch telly
Don't like sports
Reads books quietly
Face books all day
Has OCD
Hubby is a cuckolded male
Kids can't drink x or y as it's bad
Children not disciplined
There are five kids in the house, I gave them lollipops the visiting wife took them off her children and binned them and told me I was being insensitive, then when presented with some children's yogurts that are on their last 'use by' date then their kids cannot have it. She even kicked off at going to a public toilet earlier!!!

And finally, finally, when I was watching the preview for Dr Who, one of their children asked what it was and he said 'a load of crap'!!!


They will not be coming back ever again.

[shaunbhoy]

They will not be coming back ever again.

Oh you're just saying that ya big softeee!!!

[cojak]

How do you know he's a cuckold, did she try it on?