Argggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[MarillionFan]

MF, maybe you need to tell them to go?

Or perhaps shout down to your wife, "Where is my prozac? I feel an episode coming on" they might leave of their own accord then.

It appears that I am in the wrong.

He doesn't even like the pub.

[TestMangler]

He doesn't even like the pub.

Well, that's a bonus. You don't need to take him with you when you go

[MarillionFan]

Yeah!!!!!!!!! Stop picking on them!!!

Seriously. Don't do the Krankie thing. I have to hear about the ******* Krankie thing every time the mother-in-law is up

'Och, did I ever tell you the story about how I was receptionist at the Krankies wedding'

Must go. Just been offered a 'cup of tea' because it's quite late.

[Zippy]

I'd get pissed if I were you.

[TestMangler]

MF, the solution to this is simple:

Leave aw them tae huv a gas aboot weans n'that, an get yesrel awa doon the rub-a-dub an huv a wee swally.

[Cliphead]

I'd get pissed if I were you.

I think he is in the septic sense.

[cailin maith]

MF, the solution to this is simple:

Leave aw them tae huv a gas aboot weans n'that, an get yesrel awa doon the rub-a-dub an huv a wee swally.

What the....

[Zippy]

What the....

= I'd get pissed if I were you

[Zippy]

I think he is in the septic sense.

So he's really a septic then?

[MarillionFan]

MF, the solution to this is simple:

Leave aw them tae huv a gas aboot weans n'that, an get yesrel awa doon the rub-a-dub an huv a wee swally.

Are you a Scottish Cockney then?