Stinky Feet

[Old Greg]

erm, excuse me young lady
can I smell your f@nny ???

SMACK

oh, it must be your feet then

It was you in a skirt, wasn't it?

[EternalOptimist]

It was you in a skirt, wasn't it?

watch it, funny face

[d000hg]

Good point, although you dont often see people sat with their bare arse exposed.

Apart from builders and northern girls on a night out.

Maybe her feet are intended as a come-on?

[TimberWolf]

Glasgow Subway Train Seat has 125 Times More Bacteria than Toilet Seat - Mass Transit

Maybe people should put down a little ring of toilet paper then, or crouch a few inches above the seat.

[Wodewick]

Good point, although you dont often see people sat with their bare arse exposed.

Sorry to be pedantic - but wouldn't they need to sit on a glass table or at least a mesh chair before their bare arse was exposed while sitting?

[sasguru]

Wouldn't happen in London. And if it did I would certainly have a go.

[oracleslave]

Wouldn't happen in London. And if it did I would certainly have a go.

I can see the Evening Standard headline now.

IT maths geek beaten in happy slapping incident gone viral.

To make matter worse she'd probably make off with your brompton too.

[sasguru]

I can see the Evening Standard headline now.

IT maths geek beaten in happy slapping incident gone viral.

To make matter worse she'd probably make off with your brompton too.

[russell]

Glasgow Subway Train Seat has 125 Times More Bacteria than Toilet Seat - Mass Transit

Maybe people should put down a little ring of toilet paper then, or crouch a few inches above the seat.

I use the Clockwork orange, was this one of those statistic massages, they just bleached the toilet seat before test and choose a subway seat that had been crapped, vomited etc on?

[d000hg]

Your mouth/face probably has more bacteria than either.