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TimberWolf replied

31 May 2011, 22:43
Originally posted by russell View Post

I use the Clockwork orange, was this one of those statistic massages, they just bleached the toilet seat before test and choose a subway seat that had been crapped, vomited etc on?

Well I bet they didn't compare a train carriage seat with a train toilet seat.
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minestrone replied

31 May 2011, 22:40
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Glasgow Subway Train Seat has 125 Times More Bacteria than Toilet Seat - Mass Transit

Maybe people should put down a little ring of toilet paper then, or crouch a few inches above the seat.

The knife users will do you more harm.
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Old Greg replied

31 May 2011, 22:00
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Well Old Gregs probably does. He and Mark Almond both have the same stomach pump story, so I've read.

He would know - he drank the contents of both pumps.
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MarillionFan replied

31 May 2011, 21:33
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Your mouth/face probably has more bacteria than either.

Well Old Gregs probably does. He and Mark Almond both have the same stomach pump story, so I've read.
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russell replied

31 May 2011, 21:26
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Your mouth/face probably has more bacteria than either.

Probably true, more women have sat on my face than on either.

Lol just kidding.

Last edited by russell; 31 May 2011, 21:28.
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d000hg replied

31 May 2011, 21:19
Your mouth/face probably has more bacteria than either.
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russell replied

31 May 2011, 21:12
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Glasgow Subway Train Seat has 125 Times More Bacteria than Toilet Seat - Mass Transit

Maybe people should put down a little ring of toilet paper then, or crouch a few inches above the seat.

I use the Clockwork orange, was this one of those statistic massages, they just bleached the toilet seat before test and choose a subway seat that had been crapped, vomited etc on?
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sasguru replied

31 May 2011, 20:43
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

I can see the Evening Standard headline now.

IT maths geek beaten in happy slapping incident gone viral.

To make matter worse she'd probably make off with your brompton too.
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oracleslave replied

31 May 2011, 20:40
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Wouldn't happen in London. And if it did I would certainly have a go.

I can see the Evening Standard headline now.

IT maths geek beaten in happy slapping incident gone viral.

To make matter worse she'd probably make off with your brompton too.
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sasguru replied

31 May 2011, 20:33
Wouldn't happen in London. And if it did I would certainly have a go.
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Wodewick replied

31 May 2011, 19:49
Originally posted by bellymonster View Post

Good point, although you dont often see people sat with their bare arse exposed.

Sorry to be pedantic - but wouldn't they need to sit on a glass table or at least a mesh chair before their bare arse was exposed while sitting?
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TimberWolf replied

31 May 2011, 19:45
Glasgow Subway Train Seat has 125 Times More Bacteria than Toilet Seat - Mass Transit

Maybe people should put down a little ring of toilet paper then, or crouch a few inches above the seat.
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d000hg replied

31 May 2011, 19:24
Originally posted by bellymonster View Post

Good point, although you dont often see people sat with their bare arse exposed.

Apart from builders and northern girls on a night out.

Maybe her feet are intended as a come-on?
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EternalOptimist replied

31 May 2011, 18:33
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

It was you in a skirt, wasn't it?

watch it, funny face
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Old Greg replied

31 May 2011, 18:32
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

erm, excuse me young lady
can I smell your f@nny ???

SMACK

oh, it must be your feet then

It was you in a skirt, wasn't it?
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