Looking for a mid-life crisis theme

[Scrag Meister]

Not a bad idea.

If it's MF, can I just help him halfway across the main road?

You'd better make it 1/4 or 3/4 depending on the number of lanes otherwise he could end surviving on insects on the central reservation.

[VirtualMonkey]

I took up rock climbing to help me into a mid-life crisis. Now just have to pay off the two mortgages and I can save to open/buy my own climbing wall and make not much money doing what i love

[Old Greg]

Sounds like the OP does not like risk.

How about extreme stamp collecting or walking to the end of the garden. OG Living the dream.

Looking for something between that and cage fighting.

[MarillionFan]

Looking for something between that and cage fighting.

You're not making this easy.

[Old Greg]

You'd better make it 1/4 or 3/4 depending on the number of lanes otherwise he could end surviving on insects on the central reservation.

Excellent point. We need a formula.

[DimPrawn]

Sounds like the OP does not like risk.

How about extreme stamp collecting or walking to the end of the garden. OG Living the dream.

I took up extreme stamp collecting when I was younger, but have had to give it up now due to a painful papercut and stamp lickers tongue.

[darmstadt]

Go to Amsterdam for a week with a load of young lads, get wasted on weed, shag endless prozzies and drink beer like it is going out of fashion.

After 4 days your liver will pack in, you will be shaking like a dog sh!tting glass and you knob will be ready to drop off.

You will get home realising how old you really are and you just can't do this crap anymore and be content with getting old in a nice boring slow fashion like the rest of us..

Sorted.

Sounds pretty much like a normal weekend for me, maybe for my mid-life crisis I should take up knitting (and wanking)

[EngDesigner]

Try one of these races.

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[northernladuk]

Sounds pretty much like a normal weekend for me, maybe for my mid-life crisis I should take up knitting (and wanking)

Really?? Where is our invite for a night out then? Beats having a first beer, getting caught looking at the totty out of the corner of my eye and have an argument for the rest of the night.

I am sure there is a joke in there about knitting and wanking and being able to kill two birds with one stone but I am too tired to come up with it.

[Old Greg]

Really?? Where is our invite for a night out then? Beats having a first beer, getting caught looking at the totty out of the corner of my eye and have an argument for the rest of the night.

I am sure there is a joke in there about knitting and wanking and being able to kill two birds with one stone but I am too tired to come up with it.

Knit one, purl necklace one.