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What are the symptoms of multiple organ failure?
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There were a few ants around but I don't think I ingested any.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
I cook my salads first now
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Health officials say the virus, believed to have originated from organic cucumbers imported from Spain, has killed 10 people and infected hundreds more in Germany.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I don't get those symptoms after sitting out in the sun drinking beer.Originally posted by doodab View PostDefinitely not a cold. Headache, fever, vomiting, and various internal pains. The worst seems to have passed now I've emptied myself out but the headache isn't going away even with 2 x 400mg ibuprofen.
I am guessing that spending a lot of time in the sun yesterday followed by sitting in the sun and drinking 3L of beer is the culprit.
Are you sure you didn't succumb to a kebab? Some peopled are prone to eating them when intoxicated and present symptoms not dissimilar to those described.Comment
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Bad crisp? Bad ice cube?
Did you eat the bar nuts?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Definitely not a kebab. I had a couple of giant pretzels in the beergarden and a light snack when I got in.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI don't get those symptoms after sitting out in the sun drinking beer.
Are you sure you didn't succumb to a kebab? Some peopled are prone to eating them when intoxicated and present symptoms not dissimilar to those described.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Having read the symptom and answers to questions you have asked I can provide a diagnosis.
You are suffering from Lightweightitis. I prescribe a long lie in, a cup of sweet tea and moaning to the miss us about how I'll you are and how you will never touch beer again.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Well, I don't normally notice it. I might have a bit of vagueness or slightly sore head but I don't throw up like that, even after 5 or 6 litres.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHaving read the symptom and answers to questions you have asked I can provide a diagnosis.
You are suffering from Lightweightitis. I prescribe a long lie in, a cup of sweet tea and moaning to the miss us about how I'll you are and how you will never touch beer again.
I shall take it easy for a few days, plenty of healthy eating and early nights. I shall start with the soft cheese filled bell peppers I have just found in the fridge and a bit of ham.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDid you eat the bar nuts?
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Some people don't remember eating the kebab the day after. I think booze and kebabs are symbiotic, although I'm not sure what benefit alcohol receives from this relationship, maybe it's just parasitised by the kebab.Originally posted by doodab View PostDefinitely not a kebab. I had a couple of giant pretzels in the beergarden and a light snack when I got in.
Best solution may be to swipe a stool across a dish of agar and see if a new kebab grows?Comment
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