Say hello to mini everybody!

[doodab]

Thank you all


If anyone one of you is thinking about becoming a father or a mother we ask you, have you considered a cat?!

Are you trying to give one away?

[Old Greg]

Thank you all


If anyone one of you is thinking about becoming a father or a mother we ask you, have you considered a cat?!

Are they home yet?

[administrator]

Congratulations!

[DaveB]

Thank you all


If anyone one of you is thinking about becoming a father or a mother we ask you, have you considered a cat?!

I have one Son, and a Cat.....

Congratulations

Open your wallet and take a good look at the contents, cos it;s the last time you're going to see anything in there for 20 years.

[Old Greg]

I have one Son, and a Cat.....

Congratulations

Open your wallet and take a good look at the contents, cos it;s the last time you're going to see anything in there for 20 years.

YG1 (we have 2 girls) learned to extract my credit card from my wallet at 10 months.

[doodab]

My son, around the age of 2, managed to feed several £20 notes into the shredder. Luckily I stopped him before he got to the cards.

[Old Greg]

My son, around the age of 2, managed to feed several £20 notes into the shredder. Luckily I stopped him before he got to the cards.

If you'd got a shredder costing £20 less, it wouldn't have had a safety guard, and you would have only lost one note. Bargain.

[doodab]

If you'd got a shredder costing £20 less, it wouldn't have had a safety guard, and you would have only lost one note. Bargain.

If I had bought the girlfriend a £20 hearing aid she would have heard me when I told her to turn it off at the ******* wall.

[Old Greg]

If I had bought the girlfriend a £20 hearing aid she would have heard me when I told her to turn it off at the ******* wall.

Eh?

[darmstadt]

Well done, I'll have to come down to Munich and help you wet the baby's head