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Previously on "Say hello to mini everybody!"

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Aaaaah. Congrrraaaatulations.

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  • scooterscot
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    I've escaped the hospital leaving mini behind now enjoying the evening sun on the balcony. If only those bells would stop for a minute it would be perfect!

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  • darmstadt
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    Well done, I'll have to come down to Munich and help you wet the baby's head

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    If I had bought the girlfriend a £20 hearing aid she would have heard me when I told her to turn it off at the ******* wall.
    Eh?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    If you'd got a shredder costing £20 less, it wouldn't have had a safety guard, and you would have only lost one note. Bargain.
    If I had bought the girlfriend a £20 hearing aid she would have heard me when I told her to turn it off at the ******* wall.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    My son, around the age of 2, managed to feed several £20 notes into the shredder. Luckily I stopped him before he got to the cards.
    If you'd got a shredder costing £20 less, it wouldn't have had a safety guard, and you would have only lost one note. Bargain.

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  • doodab
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    My son, around the age of 2, managed to feed several £20 notes into the shredder. Luckily I stopped him before he got to the cards.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    I have one Son, and a Cat.....

    Congratulations

    Open your wallet and take a good look at the contents, cos it;s the last time you're going to see anything in there for 20 years.
    YG1 (we have 2 girls) learned to extract my credit card from my wallet at 10 months.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Thank you all


    If anyone one of you is thinking about becoming a father or a mother we ask you, have you considered a cat?!
    I have one Son, and a Cat.....

    Congratulations

    Open your wallet and take a good look at the contents, cos it;s the last time you're going to see anything in there for 20 years.

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  • administrator
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    Congratulations!

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Thank you all


    If anyone one of you is thinking about becoming a father or a mother we ask you, have you considered a cat?!
    Are they home yet?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Thank you all


    If anyone one of you is thinking about becoming a father or a mother we ask you, have you considered a cat?!
    Are you trying to give one away?

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  • scooterscot
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    Thank you all


    If anyone one of you is thinking about becoming a father or a mother we ask you, have you considered a cat?!

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I've often thought that men who call other men "son" are trying to subvert their latent desires by reclassifying the object of their affection as something sexually taboo.
    This whole site is crawling with repressed screaming queens. It's the ones who get nasty about it who are the obvious ones.

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Big congrats to you both and welcome to mini SS.

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