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Rapture Date Wrong
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Oh well, Trafalgar day plus the date of what would be my wedding anniversary apart from the divorce. Appropriate.Comment
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So am I reading this right? He thinks God's decided to skip the 5 month Tribulation, and therefore has pushed back the Rapture to coincide with the Day of Judgement?
(I am probably not on the right forum to get an answer to this)Comment
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The Pope must be SO pissed off. He's got a direct line to God, but does he ever ring? Does he Hell.
Instead it's always the TV evangelists that get the tip-off.
WTF is the point of being the Bishop of Rome, successor to Saint Peter, chief pastor of the whole furkin Church and the Vicar of Christ His-blinking-self upon Earth if you don't get tipped the wink when The Big One is coming down.
It's just not on, is it?
Outrageous, absolutely outrageous.
I bet the Chief Rabbi wouldn't put up with being ignored, oh no.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I'm not sure there is a right forum.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostSo am I reading this right? He thinks God's decided to skip the 5 month Tribulation, and therefore has pushed back the Rapture to coincide with the Day of Judgement?
(I am probably not on the right forum to get an answer to this)
Nut-jobs are claiming to know the date of the Rapture all the time, I wonder what did this one do that convinced so many his was the right date.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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