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Apotheosis of Mary Poppins

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    #61
    "Get bent".

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      #62
      Originally posted by Clippy View Post
      "Get bent".
      Yep, that's the one.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #63
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        I ain't that young, you patronising old knobber.

        [Edit: It wouldn't let me put the other word]
        How young did you think I meant?
        "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

        On them! On them! They fail!

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          #64
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          so am I to assume from this thread that MP is a short bird with big tits who is a bit of a goer?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          No.
          Which bit was incorrect?

          MP is it you who has a baby, maybe even a toddler by now?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #65
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            MP is it you who has a baby, maybe even a toddler by now?
            You can have a sprog with out being a "goer" (just unlucky)
            Growing old is mandatory
            Growing up is optional

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              #66
              Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
              You can have a sprog with out being a "goer" (just unlucky)
              I wasn't connecting any dots, they were separate questions.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #67
                Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                You can have a sprog with out being a "goer" (just unlucky)
                Goer has a present tense feel about it. A retired goer is a goner.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  Goer has a present tense feel about it. A retired goer is a goner.
                  Does that mean a retired Boer is a Boner?
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Which bit was incorrect?

                    MP is it you who has a baby, maybe even a toddler by now?
                    Yep, he will be two next moth. Doesn't seem five minutes since I was posting about his birth from my hospital bed
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Yep, he will be two next moth. Doesn't seem five minutes since I was posting about his birth from my hospital bed
                      Bad news: it was five minutes; you've got two now

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