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FFS - Going down faster than the Titanic.

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    #41
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    This one?
    Do Scots act more violent to compensate for wearing skirts?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #42
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Around 4 million world-wide. How about you?
      Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms
      "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

      On them! On them! They fail!

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        #43
        Originally posted by Incognito View Post
        Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms
        Ahh, going for the sympathy vote, like it!

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          #44
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Do Scots act more violent to compensate for wearing skirts?
          Listen, if you don't wear knickers with your skirt, it's manly.

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            #45
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            Listen, if you don't wear knickers with your skirt, it's manly.
            It's arrestable.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #46
              Thread:This ere Rep system

              Just spreading some rep round.
              Well you only deducted 10 points so you're obviously a ******* lightweight!

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                #47
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                It's arrestable.
                It's bloody cold in January, I can tell you that
                "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

                On them! On them! They fail!

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  Listen, if you don't wear knickers with your skirt, it's manly.
                  Maybe, but do remember to wipe properly.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    Listen, if you don't wear knickers with your skirt, it's manly.
                    Tell that to the Newcastle luvlies on a Saturday night... actually you have a point.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by stek View Post
                      I've had five infarctions I'll have you know!

                      Disgusted of Leeds....
                      Are they the very proper & collectible Scotspine/ Ferret type or the current (& far too common) bedwetting mod infarctions ?

                      BTW
                      Its a badge of honour (& a rite of passage) to have received one from Ferret

                      Perhaps we could all post mod infarctions and compare
                      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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