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Oh the unsigned one was you. I wonder who 'MF' wasOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostHow the fook! I didn't even sign it!



Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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No.Originally posted by d000hg View PostDo Scots act more violent to compensate for wearing skirts?
Scots do not act more violent.
Scots ARE more violent. That's partly why Britain had an Empire.
HTHMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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You mean the English realised it is easier to invade and hold countries far away from these shores than try to win in Scotland?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostScots ARE more violent. That's partly why Britain had an Empire.
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I'm going to claim two of those as real. Two max and I'm dubious about one of those as i sign my negs EO.Originally posted by RichardCranium"I don't think so. MF"
"RC, you dullard. MF"
"tedious w4nker MF"
"tulip. MF"
"Funny that, gricer goes you reappear. MF"
"Lucy does not like this post MF"
"dull then as well. MF"
"get a job you bum. MF"
"Be easier to ban you and all your sockie incarnations. MFOmmmmm.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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All this talk of negging each other...
Actually that probably makes sense.Negging
Low-grade insults meant to undermine the self-confidence of a woman so she might be more vulnerable to your advances.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I'm not impressed. I intended to sell DimPrawn on ebay for a quick profit and now with such low rep, it's almost worthless.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post8th
Time for a big flounce.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'm not impressed. I intended to sell DimPrawn on ebay for a quick profit and now with such low rep, it's almost worthless.
Time for a big flounce.
Ok, bye fish face.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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10thOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'm not impressed. I intended to sell DimPrawn on ebay for a quick profit and now with such low rep, it's almost worthless.
Time for a big flounce.
I've made a fortune shorting DMP.L
I reckon this could go as low as 20th.
Sell sell sell.
Dimprawn.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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