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Well you're going to feel pretty foolish you didn't buy the Zombie Survival guide if it ever doesDoing the needful since 1827 -
Pah! They completely forgot to mention assault rifles.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Looks like that web page is too popular for it's own good!
CDC Acknowledges Zombies On Twitter, Crashes Blog | WebProNewsCoffee's for closersComment
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Militant Islamic zombies would be problem. Some staples and sellotape and you've got reuseable suicide bombers.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Sounds like a Daily Mail headline they haven't thought of yetOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostMilitant Islamic zombies would be problem. Some staples and sellotape and you've got reuseable suicide bombers.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Militant Muslim Zombies Cause Kiddie Cancers.Originally posted by amcdonald View PostSounds like a Daily Mail headline they haven't thought of yetComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostImmigrant Militant Muslim Zombies Princess Diana Cause Kiddie Cancers as House Prices Soars.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Ruddy heathen! In that article he states "We’ve all seen at least one movie about flesh-eating zombies taking over (my personal favorite is Resident Evil)". Resident Evil!!!! Granted an 'ok' film but with all of Romero's finest out there, he chooses Resident bloody Evil.Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
Pah.Comment
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