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DaveB replied

19 May 2011, 15:17
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I don't think I've seen a film with Milla Jovovich in which she doesn't strip, not that I'm complaining. There are usually some zombies in them too. Or maybe I've just seen the same film over and over again.

Sounds like Resident Evil I,II,III,IV etc...

Actually quite enjoyable films in a braindead sort of way, and Ms Jovovich compensates for a lot things.

Not as good as she was in 5th Element but still
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TimberWolf replied

19 May 2011, 14:29
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Has anyone done any zombie porn yet?

I don't think I've seen a film with Milla Jovovich in which she doesn't strip, not that I'm complaining. There are usually some zombies in them too. Or maybe I've just seen the same film over and over again.
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Durbs replied

19 May 2011, 14:24
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

From This Life, to this This Unlife it must have been a shock

I hadn't clocked it was him, took the missus to walk past and say "why the **** is Egg talking with an American accent" until i realised.
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amcdonald replied

19 May 2011, 14:12
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Last episode is OK, not a great finish but season 2 has been confirmed -
Over all a bit of a short season for the Yanks, although Andrew Lincoln probably needed breaking into the concept of making more than 6 episodes per year

From This Life, to this This Unlife it must have been a shock
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amcdonald replied

19 May 2011, 14:11
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Has anyone done any zombie porn yet?

If you can think of it someones made a porno of it, it's in the rules

Zombie Strippers is quite funny though, but not really a porno...
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Spacecadet replied

19 May 2011, 13:58
Originally posted by Durbs View Post

Thats spooky, edited to post that Walking Dead reference just before I saw that.

Aye, it was good that, Sky+'d it and got the last episode left to watch. Only get a chance to watch it when the missus is not around as for some reason, she isn't into Zombie flicks.

Last episode is OK, not a great finish but season 2 has been confirmed -
Over all a bit of a short season for the Yanks, although Andrew Lincoln probably needed breaking into the concept of making more than 6 episodes per year
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Spacecadet replied

19 May 2011, 13:57
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Has anyone done any zombie porn yet?

I'll check
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xoggoth replied

19 May 2011, 13:50
Has anyone done any zombie porn yet?
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Durbs replied

19 May 2011, 13:48
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Have you watched "The Walking Dead"... that's full of slow rotten corpse zombies.

Thats spooky, edited to post that Walking Dead reference just before I saw that.

Aye, it was good that, Sky+'d it and got the last episode left to watch. Only get a chance to watch it when the missus is not around as for some reason, she isn't into Zombie flicks.
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Spacecadet replied

19 May 2011, 13:40
Originally posted by Durbs View Post

And slow as well. Don't like these new fangled speedy Zombies like 28 days later (which is a good film despite lack of shambling zombies).

Have you watched "The Walking Dead"... that's full of slow rotten corpse zombies.
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Durbs replied

19 May 2011, 13:37
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Personally I dislike pseudo zombies where they act and look like them but are really just people infected with some virus that escaped from a science lab. A proper zombie needs to be dead and rotty.

And slow as well. Don't like these new fangled speedy Zombies like 28 days later (which is a good film despite lack of shambling zombies).

They should be slow but make up for it with sheer numbers. That recent series Walking Dead did it quite nicely.

Last edited by Durbs; 19 May 2011, 13:40.
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doodab replied

19 May 2011, 13:13
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Have you noticed how rotty zombies, even Romero's, never have flies or maggots on them? Wierd that.

It is, because they always look like something has been nibbling at them.
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xoggoth replied

19 May 2011, 13:08
We need a poll on preferences, Zombies, Vampires, Werewolves, Aliens plus usual last option.

Personally I dislike pseudo zombies where they act and look like them but are really just people infected with some virus that escaped from a science lab. A proper zombie needs to be dead and rotty.

PS Have you noticed how rotty zombies, even Romero's, never have flies or maggots on them? Wierd that.
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xoggoth replied

19 May 2011, 12:54
Anything with Princess Diana in sounds more Like Express than Mail. In fact over 73% of Daily Express articles mention Princess Diana somewhere.

Maybe she could come back as a zombie. The queen of eating hearts.
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Durbs replied

19 May 2011, 12:54
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Working Link

CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse - Blog

Ruddy heathen! In that article he states "We’ve all seen at least one movie about flesh-eating zombies taking over (my personal favorite is Resident Evil)". Resident Evil!!!! Granted an 'ok' film but with all of Romero's finest out there, he chooses Resident bloody Evil.

Pah.
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