The day is nearly upon me. What shall I give myself this year?
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Birthday Presents
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Birthday Presents
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
I am happy with what I got myself.
Steel braided brake lines for the car."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs." -
Same as last yearOriginally posted by doodab View PostThe day is nearly upon me. What shall I give myself this year?
Sorry couldn't resistFiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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A pot noodle and some clean curtains."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Why wait until your birthday to show yourself how much you love yourself.Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostSame as last year
Sorry couldn't resist
I never let me take me for granted.Comment
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostSame as last year
Sorry couldn't resistOriginally posted by DaveB View PostA pot noodle and some clean curtains.I was thinking of something that will last.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostWhy wait until your birthday to show yourself how much you love yourself.
I never let me take me for granted.
Although I was thinking of having a day or two off so I can have a really good one on Saturday morning.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI was thinking of something that will last.
Although I was thinking of having a day or two off so I can have a really good one on Saturday morning.
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Which reminds me I need to cut my fingernails.Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Is that a euphemism?Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostThis year I got myself a bottle of ginger beer and some really nice sausages.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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