Flaming April was 10 or 15 degrees C warmer than May and not as windy. People were topping up their tans rather than walking around dressed as Eskimos. I want a refund.
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Who swapped April and May?
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I've just taken up a wind dependant sport, when you say boo I say yay. And visa versa.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI've just taken up a wind dependant sport, when you say boo I say yay. And visa versa.
Vice versa Shirley?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI've just taken up a wind dependant sport, when you say boo I say yay. And visa versa.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'd use a MasterCard for that.
Vice versa Shirley?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostBloody spell checker, obviously written by a plebeian like me.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostYou've gone green on sport? Sailing, surfing, kiting, shinning up wind turbine masts?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostLand Sailing, like the more popular water based version but much much faster and it hurts when you fall in.Comment
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