Flaming April was 10 or 15 degrees C warmer than May and not as windy. People were topping up their tans rather than walking around dressed as Eskimos. I want a refund.
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I've just taken up a wind dependant sport, when you say boo I say yay.
And visa versa.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I'd use a MasterCard for that.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI've just taken up a wind dependant sport, when you say boo I say yay.
And visa versa. 
Vice versa Shirley?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You've gone green on sport? Sailing, surfing, kiting, shinning up wind turbine masts?Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI've just taken up a wind dependant sport, when you say boo I say yay.
And visa versa. 
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Bloody spell checker, obviously written by a plebeian like me.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'd use a MasterCard for that.
Vice versa Shirley?
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Or Post-Natal Distortion?Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostBloody spell checker, obviously written by a plebeian like me.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Land Sailing, like the more popular water based version but much much faster and it hurts when you fall in.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostYou've gone green on sport? Sailing, surfing, kiting, shinning up wind turbine masts?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I see people doing that on the Downs occasionally. Do you go to a beach?Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostLand Sailing, like the more popular water based version but much much faster and it hurts when you fall in.Comment
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