Who swapped April and May?

[TimberWolf]

Yep, I live by the seaside.

There's an interesting design here

[gingerjedi]

I see people doing that on the Downs occasionally. Do you go to a beach?

Yep, I live by the seaside.

[TimberWolf]

Land Sailing, like the more popular water based version but much much faster and it hurts when you fall in.

I see people doing that on the Downs occasionally. Do you go to a beach?

[gingerjedi]

You've gone green on sport? Sailing, surfing, kiting, shinning up wind turbine masts?

Land Sailing, like the more popular water based version but much much faster and it hurts when you fall in.

[shaunbhoy]

Bloody spell checker, obviously written by a plebeian like me.

Or Post-Natal Distortion?

[gingerjedi]

I'd use a MasterCard for that.

Vice versa Shirley?

Bloody spell checker, obviously written by a plebeian like me.

[TimberWolf]

I've just taken up a wind dependant sport, when you say boo I say yay. And visa versa.

You've gone green on sport? Sailing, surfing, kiting, shinning up wind turbine masts?

[MarillionFan]

I've just taken up a wind dependant sport, when you say boo I say yay. And visa versa.

I'd use a MasterCard for that.

Vice versa Shirley?

[gingerjedi]

I've just taken up a wind dependant sport, when you say boo I say yay. And visa versa.

[TimberWolf]

Do you have a receipt?

Only a slight tan.

[AtW]

I want a refund.

Do you have a receipt?

[TimberWolf]

Flaming April was 10 or 15 degrees C warmer than May and not as windy. People were topping up their tans rather than walking around dressed as Eskimos. I want a refund.