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Is it time to ban this russell fella, yet?

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    #21
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Not really an inferiority complex. It's a Napoleon Complex

    Poor old sas. He has never really recovered from failing the physical for the Cubs.

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #22
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Not really an inferiority complex. It's a Napoleon Complex
      Are you referring to Napoleon's having a very small penis? I have the misfortune of having seen it as a child. It's pickled in a jar in some Parisian museum.

      Really opened my eyes that trip.

      I'll never forget walking past this shop whose window contained a mechanical female mannequin peddling a recumbent bicycle; the front wheel of which had had its rims removed and on the end of each spoke was a rubber tongue.

      A mechanical fanny licker in other words.

      God, never saw my old man so flustered in all my life. Well not until later that day when we drove through the Bois De Boulogne .

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        #23
        oi stop taking the micky out of my sackie!!

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          #24
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          oi stop taking the micky out of my sackie!!
          Well, put it away then.

          The vegetarian option.

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            #25
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            oi stop taking the micky out of my sackie!!
            You've named one of your testicles Russell?

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              #26
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Isn't asking for a ban an automatic ban??
              It would be the best possible outcome, if both went. Now SB will probably accuse me of running crying to the mods again.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #27
                Originally posted by jacquiw View Post
                God, never saw my old man so flustered in all my life. Well not until later that day when we drove through the Bois De Boulogne .


                There was a really fit looking blonde used to work there during the summer months, usually sitting in a deckchair. Looked fit until a tax driver told me that she was a he...
                Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  It would be the best possible outcome, if both went. Now SB will probably accuse me of running crying to the mods again.
                  How about as a compromise you volunteer to leave, I'm sure no one will miss you, except maybe the insomnia sufferers who used your posts for medicinal purposes.

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