Reply to: Is it time to ban this russell fella, yet?

[russell]

It would be the best possible outcome, if both went. Now SB will probably accuse me of running crying to the mods again.

How about as a compromise you volunteer to leave, I'm sure no one will miss you, except maybe the insomnia sufferers who used your posts for medicinal purposes.

[Sysman]

God, never saw my old man so flustered in all my life. Well not until later that day when we drove through the Bois De Boulogne .

There was a really fit looking blonde used to work there during the summer months, usually sitting in a deckchair. Looked fit until a tax driver told me that she was a he...

[d000hg]

Isn't asking for a ban an automatic ban??

It would be the best possible outcome, if both went. Now SB will probably accuse me of running crying to the mods again.

[Pondlife]

oi stop taking the micky out of my sackie!!

You've named one of your testicles Russell?

[wobbegong]

oi stop taking the micky out of my sackie!!

Well, put it away then.

[AtW]

oi stop taking the micky out of my sackie!!

[jacquiw]

Not really an inferiority complex. It's a Napoleon Complex

Are you referring to Napoleon's having a very small penis? I have the misfortune of having seen it as a child. It's pickled in a jar in some Parisian museum.

Really opened my eyes that trip.

I'll never forget walking past this shop whose window contained a mechanical female mannequin peddling a recumbent bicycle; the front wheel of which had had its rims removed and on the end of each spoke was a rubber tongue.

A mechanical fanny licker in other words.

God, never saw my old man so flustered in all my life. Well not until later that day when we drove through the Bois De Boulogne .

[shaunbhoy]

Not really an inferiority complex. It's a Napoleon Complex

Poor old sas. He has never really recovered from failing the physical for the Cubs.

[MarillionFan]

There is nothing "great" about sasguru unless you include his inferiority complex. Thing is, it is not really a complex, he is just inferior.

Not really an inferiority complex. It's a Napoleon Complex

[shaunbhoy]

Bit sad to see the great sasguru resorting to this,

There is nothing "great" about sasguru unless you include his inferiority complex. Thing is, it is not really a complex, he is just inferior.

[MarillionFan]

Was this the guy?

No he looked like this.



There was a terrible smell of stale urine and cabbage. It wasn't until afterwards I realised I'd crashed outside EternalOptimists house.

[MarillionFan]

Tommorow, Thou will contract with me in Heaven for 3k a day, fear not.

I've been to heaven. I once died after a car crash. My heart stopped, it went cold and then I saw a light. I saw the gates, a white bearded old man and he beckoned me. Just as I was about to go through the gates they managed to restart my heart.

True story dat.

[russell]

I don't care what the rest say. I like thee.

Tommorow, Thou will contract with me in Heaven for 3k a day, fear not.

[MarillionFan]

Thou mods couldest have no power at all against me, except it were given thee from my master.

I don't care what the rest say. I like thee.

[russell]

Thou mods couldest have no power at all against me, except it were given thee from my master.



Bit sad to see the great sasguru resorting to this, I must be more powerful at insults than I thought