Favourite Quotes

**MrMark** · 10 May 2011, 19:42

Mark Twain has 100s of great quotes eg

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

But I like the reply that Eric Morecambe gave, when asked what he and Ernie would have done, had they not been comedians:

Mike and Bernie Winters

**MrMark** · 10 May 2011, 19:45

Another Mark Twain gem - only just found this one

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

**gingerjedi** · 10 May 2011, 20:05

Originally posted by MrMark View Post

But I like the reply that Eric Morecambe gave, when asked what he and Ernie would have done, had they not been comedians:

That reminds me of Peter Crouch being asked:

What would you be if you weren't a football player?

Crouch replied: A virgin.

**SeekingIT** · 11 May 2011, 12:41

Wonderful world

Beware the Ass you kick today, it may be the one you have to kiss tomorrow!!

**DaveB** · 11 May 2011, 13:24

He has a wife, you know....

**OwlHoot** · 11 May 2011, 14:06

"Don't worry who you insult on the way up, because you'll meet a completely new lot on the way down"

- OwlHoot

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