Reply to: Favourite Quotes

[OwlHoot]

"Don't worry who you insult on the way up, because you'll meet a completely new lot on the way down"

- OwlHoot

[DaveB]

He has a wife, you know....

[SeekingIT]

Wonderful world

Beware the Ass you kick today, it may be the one you have to kiss tomorrow!!

[gingerjedi]

But I like the reply that Eric Morecambe gave, when asked what he and Ernie would have done, had they not been comedians:

That reminds me of Peter Crouch being asked:

What would you be if you weren't a football player?

Crouch replied: A virgin.

[MrMark]

Another Mark Twain gem - only just found this one

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

[MrMark]

Mark Twain has 100s of great quotes eg

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

But I like the reply that Eric Morecambe gave, when asked what he and Ernie would have done, had they not been comedians:

Mike and Bernie Winters

[Old Greg]

'Gratitude is a disease of dogs.' Stalin

[gricerboy]

Her name is Sally and she lives in my alley.

N. Blenkinsop 2011

[gingerjedi]

through autumn's golden gown we used to kick our way
you always loved this time of year
loose fallen leaves lie undisturbed now
cos you're not here

OOOLLAAHH?

[shaunbhoy]

I watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
and one by one, they disappear
I wish that I was flying with them
now you're not here

through autumn's golden gown we used to kick our way
you always loved this time of year
loose fallen leaves lie undisturbed now
cos you're not here

[gingerjedi]

i watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
and one by one, they disappear
i wish that i was flying with them
now you're not here

OOOOLLAAAHH

(iirc?)

[EternalOptimist]

I watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
and one by one, they disappear
I wish that I was flying with them
now you're not here

[PRC1964]

A Word to Husbands

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.

Ogden Nash

[Glazza]

Most souls tis true but peep out once an age
Dull sullen prisoners in the body's cage

Pope again

Sometimes I wish I knew you well
then I could tell you
maybe you'd understand

G Harrison

[thunderlizard]

I am His Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?

-also Alexander Pope