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"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
I am a worm, and no man.Comment
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"I left the room with silent dignity, but caught my foot in the mat."
- The Diary of a Nobody, Chapter XII (entry for December 21st), by George & Weedon Grossmith, 1892.Last edited by NickFitz; 8 May 2011, 15:52.Comment
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"A gentleman is never rude by accident"
-- D. L. SayersBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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I was left in no doubt as to the severity of the hangover when the cat stamped into the room
- PG Wodehouse
(other variations exist on t'web, but this is the dominant one)Comment
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"Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast."
---Compton Mackenzie
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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"That's not a real f***ing gun."
John Lennon.
Can't believe the 'Mayor of Hiroshima' hasn't been quoted yet................
Also, my personal favourite....
"Six hundred a day or you can ****k right off"
TestMangler, 2011Last edited by TestMangler; 8 May 2011, 17:45.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Empty vessels make the most noise - some Greek bloke, probably+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Funny Jokes - Top Ten Times F Word was AppropriateOriginally posted by TestMangler View Post
Top of the list, along with 9 other appopriate uses of the F-wordComment
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Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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