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    #31
    What about poor little rich people?
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #33
        Originally posted by russell View Post
        People who talk about how well off they are are ALWAYS one of the following

        a) Lying and are poor
        b) Oinks who came into what they think is a lot of money (i.e. 50k)

        People with lots of money never boast about it, because to them its normal

        HTH
        I'll be rich when I can afford (cash) a big house on many acres of land in the SE of England. Till then, I'm a pauper.

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          #34
          Originally posted by hyperD View Post
          Bah! I'll have to fit one of these to my straight six now...

          Thats a turbo, not a supercharger.
          Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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            #35
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

            I suggest the criteria for posting should be:-

            Must be a contractor or successful permie who used to contract. (no pretend contractors) Tick
            No longterm benchers (successful types only) Tick - for now
            Must have at least one degree. (no thickies) Only the finest the Hatfield Poly could provide
            Must own at least one house. (home owners only) Tick - but it's a bit tatty
            Must be detached. No semis or terraced unless BTLs. Deffo no bungalows. 5 acres or more land preferable or high end city real estate. Tick, Tick, Tick - but why not, Hmmm - possibly not the last one
            At least two cars. Car, Motorbike, and a push bike count?
            Must have warchest of 50k plus. Well as you have not specified the currency - Tick
            Must not live in Luton. Very close but I think a Tick here
            And one more:-
            Must never have pushed the boundaries far enough to get a ban............

            Can I stay and will you go?

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              #36
              Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
              Thats a turbo, not a supercharger.
              Nay sir, with the greatest of respect Mr Scrag, surely this is a supercharger as it's being driven ultimately (in extremis I admit ) at source by rotating machinery and not the exhaust gas from the car?

              UPDATE: Ah, I see, a Turbo Hair Dryer... lol!
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #37
                Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                Nay sir, with the greatest of respect Mr Scrag, surely this is a supercharger as it's being driven ultimately (in extremis I admit ) at source by rotating machinery and not the exhaust gas from the car?

                UPDATE: Ah, I see, a Turbo Hair Dryer... lol!
                Turbos are for chavs.
                "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Do you mean Detached in Durham above???

                  If you live in a £m house in London
                  and it's not detached youre still poor.

                  Hth
                  Sorry typo, the most expensive street in Durham city is terraced, is what I meant to say.
                  As for London, watch The Apprentice to se where Sugar puts the contestants. Not to mention 10 Downing street is terraced.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #39
                    Forget the list. I live in Switzerland therefore automatically qualify as rich enough, as there are no poor people here. At least, none worth speaking of.

                    Working class English go to Spain, the middle class to France. Only the best end up in CH.*


                    * but I managed to sneak in anyway.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      Forget the list. I live in Switzerland therefore automatically qualify as rich enough, as there are no poor people here. At least, none worth speaking of.

                      Working class English go to Spain, the middle class to France. Only the best end up in CH.*


                      * but I managed to sneak in anyway.
                      Isn't it about time they joined the EU and let in a few million Polish people?

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