And Tom's getting shredded.
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He's a prat! Helen looked stupid then though too.Originally posted by cojak View PostHe's too much of a bulltuliper. Margaret is onto him.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Susan: one bumper weekend in greenwich market == £1M PROFIT in first year
where do I sign?
btw 'lo all
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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'lo Rup.
Did Jim just use the word 'Impactful'?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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To be fair only Tom and Susan actually have products which can have services attached to them.Originally posted by Ruprect View PostSusan: one bumper weekend in greenwich market == £1M PROFIT in first year
where do I sign?
btw 'lo all
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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OMG! Not a particularly interesting business from any of them.
The only decent one is Susans.
Helens is a concierge service - predictable given her background.Comment
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Hello.Originally posted by Ruprect View PostSusan: one bumper weekend in greenwich market == £1M PROFIT in first year
where do I sign?
btw 'lo all
She's still looking better than the others though. Boo.Comment
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I think it's between Tom and Susan."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Eyes are too far apart for my liking.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostHello.
She's still looking better than the others though. Boo."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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