Continuous proper ones, no ladies ones using the knees etc and no taking a break / doing sets etc.
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How many press ups can you do?
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How many press ups can you do?
2304.35%11-513.04%35-104.35%110-2026.09%620-5026.09%650-1004.35%1100+4.35%1I do mine one handed, with AndyWs mum underneath17.39%4While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
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FFS what kind of question is that?
As a properous ex-contractor/BTLer I get my staff to do my press ups for me.Hard Brexit now!
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Just had a go and managed 25. Which is not bad considering I've done no exercise at all this year.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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I didn't know you could put an "s" at the end of press up.
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Poll needs a 'I don't know' option.
Just tried for the first time in a year; 20. I'm sure I got up to 50 when I was a skinny whippet of a teenager... no more muscular than now but 9 stone instead of 12. That was when I could do 400 sit-ups, training for dinghy sailing which needs great stomach muscles.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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9 stone?Originally posted by d000hg View PostPoll needs a 'I don't know' option.
Just tried for the first time in a year; 20. I'm sure I got up to 50 when I was a skinny whippet of a teenager... no more muscular than now but 9 stone instead of 12. That was when I could do 400 sit-ups, training for dinghy sailing which needs great stomach muscles.
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WHS + some piesOriginally posted by minestrone View Post9 stone?
You need to get some 80 shilling in you.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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You mean the milkman?Originally posted by sasguru View PostFFS what kind of question is that?
As a properous ex-contractor/BTLer I get my staff to do my press ups for me.
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I'm a 100 foot ex marine who can do 6 press ups 8 times a day, arrghh, I'm hard as nails but I cannot count, arrghhh.
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