Originally posted by VectraMan
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How many press ups can you do?
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Down with racism. Long live miscegenation! -
Is this a cock size thread?
Seems like the OP needs reassuring.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I once did a million. No word of a lie.
The bloke from the Guiness Book Of Records passed away just before the end so it was never ratified as a record, and I can't be arsed to do it again.Comment
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Used to have to do 30 (proper) as part of our Aikido warm up, that was part of a half hour cardio warm up before doing 2 and half hour of martial arts
Not sure I could manage that these days.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI tried that once, and managed 50. The next day my arms were agony.
Did another 50 then got bored. It was 20 years ago though.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostUsed to have to do 30 (proper) as part of our Aikido warm up, that was part of a half hour cardio warm up before doing 2 and half hour of martial arts
Not sure I could manage that these days.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI'd totally forgotten but we used to do press-ups where you had to clap (once or twice) as part of Karate warmup. They also did knuckle press-ups on the hard floor but I was too soft for that.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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knuckle press-ups, not cock push-upsOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View Postknuckle press-ups, not cock push-upsComment
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Originally posted by russell View PostI can do hundreds of cock push ins.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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