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Originally posted by sasguru View PostAs you know nothing about eitherComment
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If the doesn't improve its humour quotient, (or cease), action will be taken. Eventually...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by JessicaWright View Postlol Unfortunately, I will disappoint I am not after oil, I am just trying to collect some anonymous data for my University report thats all.
Thanks to all that have answered.
Follow the money.
The uni will flunk you in order to get you to spend another year there in stead of you going into the triving and throbbing job market and making a killing by creating a world dominating multinational corporation that is using this data to predict the future and make immense profits at the expense of the rest of the world.
Right?<adjusts tin foil cone hat>"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostEvidently your poly didn't teach you the judgement to differentiate a typo from a spelling mistake.
HTH
You see, a typo (or fat finger syndrome) normally refers to a mistake in the typing process. So for instance if you'd typed muddle instead of middle we'd all have tittered at your fat sausage fingered slip as you'd quite clearly got in a 'muddle' as the I and U are in proximity on your bog standard qwerty keyboard.
The L is not in proximity to the D, so unless you've been typing with your forehead again then you can't call midlle a typo. You illiterate twunt.
HTH"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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Originally posted by Incognito View PostYou see, a typo (or fat finger syndrome)
That would go totally contrary to the mental image of himself he's tried to project over many years on here.
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