The OFFICIAL Royal Wedding thread

[Doggy Styles]

I can't believe I'm doing this, but on Friday I'm off to a parallel Royal Wedding breakfast in my village, togged up in smart attire.

Good excuse for a themed party I thought.

Can't be arsed with tails, but my morning suit might get an airing.

[DaveB]

Happy for them & the extra Bank Holiday: but I do not need / want to hear / see / buy any thing to do with it,

I plan on spending the day killing imperial guards by the dozen with my new Eldar Pathfinders, which is as intresting to everyone else as I find the royal wedding

Poncy gits. Get yerself some greenskins an do the job properly!

[Halo Jones]

Poncy gits. Get yerself some greenskins an do the job properly!

Da orks be a bit fik like

[DaveB]

Da orks be a bit fik like

Jus cos youz has fancy bitz an stuf on yer poncy armor and sum shiney rokz, youz the wuns whut talks to dey'r rokz. Now datz stoopid, all knowz rokz cant talk!

[PAH]

I may have to change allegiance to the other thread. After watching the ITV documentary on how Kate Met William last night it appears she stalked him.

1. She proclaimed it was kismet when William played polo at her high school and appeared in the school magazine on a page opposite her playing hockey. She also had a poster of him on her wall at the time, confirmed by her room mate but later denied by Kate (she said it was the Levi guy).

2. She went on the same charity expedition to Africa, several weeks after William did (which made the news so she knew all about it), possibly so they'd have something to talk about when they did eventually meet.

3. She went to St Andrews, on the same course (Art History), and stayed in the same halls of residence in the first year. This made it inevitable that William would notice her and be obliged to at least talk about the course they shared while they were in the same communal breakfast room in the hall.

May all be one hell of a coincidence.

I wonder what the odds are of the wedding being cancelled if all this is new to William and the royals. May have a trip down to ladbrokes.

[minestrone]

Muslims against Crusades are saying they are not having the protest now and muslims should not go to the area.

Ehh, that just says one thing to me.

[PAH]

Ehh, that just says one thing to me.

They've been 'spooked'?

[minestrone]

They've been 'spooked'?

I was thinking they might be trying not to blow themselves up this time.

[Incognito]

They've been 'spooked'?

Just been browsing their site, ******* hilarious. Check this goon out:



You just don't know where to start with that, I wonder if he understands irony?

I reckon we should just lock MAC and EDL up in a big dark room and let them argue their differences. I think they'd quite quickly get confused as to who was who.

[lilelvis2000]

Just been browsing their site, ******* hilarious. Check this goon out:



You just don't know where to start with that, I wonder if he understands irony?

I reckon we should just lock MAC and EDL up in a big dark room and let them argue their differences. I think they'd quite quickly get confused as to who was who.

That would be interesting - Anjum Choudhary and his merry band of 30 or so loonies against the alleged hundreds of EDL hooligans. When's the show?