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 sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)
 
 there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman
 
 everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.
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 Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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 Lauren Laverne for stealing my youth.
 
 Also for being somebody on TV with a big mouth but little discernible talent.Comment
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 I alternate between severe glares and withering looks with the odd look of incredulity when reviewing a really really crap bit of codeOriginally posted by 2BIT View Postunfortunately a severe glare is my normal look    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
 
 Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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 I like her and she's quite pleasing to the eye IMO.Originally posted by pacharan View PostLauren Laverne for stealing my youth.
 
 Also for being somebody on TV with a big mouth but little discernible talent.
 
 She was in a band and she can play so she can say what she likes about music in my view. Can you play the guitar?
 
 Besides there must be 10,000 people on TV with less talent Shirley? e.g. Anyone who has anything to do with any ITV morning program, especially the showbiz gossips. 
 
 I used to be able to detune ITV from my set before digital.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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 In no particular order..............
 
 Graham Norton
 Jeff Winter
 Peter Tatchell
 Robert Mugabe
 Peter Hain
 Shami Chakrabarti
 Melanie Phillips
 Nick Griffin
 Harriet Harman
 Ian McCartney
 
      
 
 And that is just for starters!!!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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 Ooooooh yes!!Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostIn no particular order..............
 
 Graham Norton
 Jeff Winter
 Peter Tatchell
 Robert Mugabe
 Peter Hain
 Shami Chakrabarti
 Melanie Phillips
 Nick Griffin
 Harriet Harman
 Ian McCartney
 
      
 
 And that is just for starters!!!!
 
 Good man!
 
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 Paris Hilton
 Peaches Geldof
 Bob Geldof
 Deborah Meaden
 Christiano Ronaldo
 Wayne Rooney
 Gordon Brown
 Liam Gallagher
 Jordan
 Peter Andre
 Alan Carr
 James Corden
 Gok Wan
 Max Clifford
 Ken Livingstone
 Jo Brand
 Jeremy Kyle
 Lee Evans
 Joey Barton
 Louis Walsh
 Mariah Carey
 Davina McCall
 Noel Edmonds
 Sarah Palin
 Naomi Campbell
 Chris MoylesComment
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 Morrisey should be added to the list, after announcing with nauseating smugness and conceit the complete nonsequitur
 
 or just for using that moronic phrase "minus zero"I am an intelligent, artistic and compassionate human being. It therefore naturally follows that my interest in ‘william and kate muddleton’ is sub minus zero. Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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 Surprised no-one has mentioned HMRC / IR35 investigators.
 
 Or are we all afraid that HMRC will take the thread literally (not exactly renowed for their sense of humour) - get a court order to force CUK to identify the poster(s) and have them banged up for 10 years for conspiracy to murder.
 
 Mind you, given this chap now has a criminal conviction for ranting, maybe such concern isn't mere paranoia
 
 Twitter joke led to Terror Act arrest and airport life ban - Home News, UK - The Independent
 
 Twitter joke trial: Paul Chambers loses appeal against conviction | Law | The GuardianComment
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