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    #41
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    You seem to be the master of it. I prefer to glare at people until they get it
    unfortunately a severe glare is my normal look
    sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)

    there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman

    everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.

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      #42
      Originally posted by 2BIT View Post
      unfortunately a severe glare is my normal look


      +1
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #43
        Lauren Laverne for stealing my youth.

        Also for being somebody on TV with a big mouth but little discernible talent.

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          #44
          Originally posted by 2BIT View Post
          unfortunately a severe glare is my normal look
          I alternate between severe glares and withering looks with the odd look of incredulity when reviewing a really really crap bit of code
          I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

          Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
          CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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            #45
            Originally posted by pacharan View Post
            Lauren Laverne for stealing my youth.

            Also for being somebody on TV with a big mouth but little discernible talent.
            I like her and she's quite pleasing to the eye IMO.

            She was in a band and she can play so she can say what she likes about music in my view. Can you play the guitar?

            Besides there must be 10,000 people on TV with less talent Shirley? e.g. Anyone who has anything to do with any ITV morning program, especially the showbiz gossips.

            I used to be able to detune ITV from my set before digital.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #46
              In no particular order..............

              Graham Norton
              Jeff Winter
              Peter Tatchell
              Robert Mugabe
              Peter Hain
              Shami Chakrabarti
              Melanie Phillips
              Nick Griffin
              Harriet Harman
              Ian McCartney



              And that is just for starters!!!!
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #47
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                In no particular order..............

                Graham Norton
                Jeff Winter
                Peter Tatchell
                Robert Mugabe
                Peter Hain
                Shami Chakrabarti
                Melanie Phillips
                Nick Griffin
                Harriet Harman
                Ian McCartney



                And that is just for starters!!!!
                Ooooooh yes!!

                Good man!

                The vegetarian option.

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                  #48
                  Paris Hilton
                  Peaches Geldof
                  Bob Geldof
                  Deborah Meaden
                  Christiano Ronaldo
                  Wayne Rooney
                  Gordon Brown
                  Liam Gallagher
                  Jordan
                  Peter Andre
                  Alan Carr
                  James Corden
                  Gok Wan
                  Max Clifford
                  Ken Livingstone
                  Jo Brand
                  Jeremy Kyle
                  Lee Evans
                  Joey Barton
                  Louis Walsh
                  Mariah Carey
                  Davina McCall
                  Noel Edmonds
                  Sarah Palin
                  Naomi Campbell
                  Chris Moyles

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                    #49
                    Morrisey should be added to the list, after announcing with nauseating smugness and conceit the complete nonsequitur

                    I am an intelligent, artistic and compassionate human being. It therefore naturally follows that my interest in ‘william and kate muddleton’ is sub minus zero.
                    or just for using that moronic phrase "minus zero"
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                      #50
                      Surprised no-one has mentioned HMRC / IR35 investigators.

                      Or are we all afraid that HMRC will take the thread literally (not exactly renowed for their sense of humour) - get a court order to force CUK to identify the poster(s) and have them banged up for 10 years for conspiracy to murder.

                      Mind you, given this chap now has a criminal conviction for ranting, maybe such concern isn't mere paranoia

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