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People you would gladly execute on sight
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sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)
there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman
everyone is stupid some of the time - trad. -
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Lauren Laverne for stealing my youth.
Also for being somebody on TV with a big mouth but little discernible talent.Comment
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Originally posted by 2BIT View Postunfortunately a severe glare is my normal lookI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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Originally posted by pacharan View PostLauren Laverne for stealing my youth.
Also for being somebody on TV with a big mouth but little discernible talent.
She was in a band and she can play so she can say what she likes about music in my view. Can you play the guitar?
Besides there must be 10,000 people on TV with less talent Shirley? e.g. Anyone who has anything to do with any ITV morning program, especially the showbiz gossips.
I used to be able to detune ITV from my set before digital.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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In no particular order..............
Graham Norton
Jeff Winter
Peter Tatchell
Robert Mugabe
Peter Hain
Shami Chakrabarti
Melanie Phillips
Nick Griffin
Harriet Harman
Ian McCartney
And that is just for starters!!!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostIn no particular order..............
Graham Norton
Jeff Winter
Peter Tatchell
Robert Mugabe
Peter Hain
Shami Chakrabarti
Melanie Phillips
Nick Griffin
Harriet Harman
Ian McCartney
And that is just for starters!!!!
Good man!
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Paris Hilton
Peaches Geldof
Bob Geldof
Deborah Meaden
Christiano Ronaldo
Wayne Rooney
Gordon Brown
Liam Gallagher
Jordan
Peter Andre
Alan Carr
James Corden
Gok Wan
Max Clifford
Ken Livingstone
Jo Brand
Jeremy Kyle
Lee Evans
Joey Barton
Louis Walsh
Mariah Carey
Davina McCall
Noel Edmonds
Sarah Palin
Naomi Campbell
Chris MoylesComment
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Morrisey should be added to the list, after announcing with nauseating smugness and conceit the complete nonsequitur
I am an intelligent, artistic and compassionate human being. It therefore naturally follows that my interest in ‘william and kate muddleton’ is sub minus zero.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Surprised no-one has mentioned HMRC / IR35 investigators.
Or are we all afraid that HMRC will take the thread literally (not exactly renowed for their sense of humour) - get a court order to force CUK to identify the poster(s) and have them banged up for 10 years for conspiracy to murder.
Mind you, given this chap now has a criminal conviction for ranting, maybe such concern isn't mere paranoia
Twitter joke led to Terror Act arrest and airport life ban - Home News, UK - The Independent
Twitter joke trial: Paul Chambers loses appeal against conviction | Law | The GuardianComment
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