People you would gladly execute on sight

[TykeMerc]

Jordan, Paris Hilton, Jedward, in fact all of the people in these celebrity magazines.

And +1 for Russell Brand. Can we add Robbie Williams as well?

Oh - and Donald Trump and all traffic wardens.

Add to that the producers, inventors of and participants in any reality or celebrity TV show or begathon, football pundits (or anyone who utters the beautiful game when referring to football, plus anyone who uses "we" when they're referring to their preferred team).

[MaryPoppins]

Everyone on the planet except immediate family, friends and a handful of CUK posters.

[Wodewick]

Everyone on the planet except immediate family, friends and a handful of CUK posters.

Fanks MP

[xoggoth]

Everyone on the planet except immediate family

Surely you mean everyone on the planet especially immediate family?

[2BIT]

Everyone on the planet except immediate family, friends and a handful of CUK posters.

non-immediate family are fair game then?

i'd have to say Jedward - i'd get one to stand behind the other to save a bullet

[AtW]

stalin.exe

[PRC1964]

• Piers Morgan.
• The entire royal family except for Philip. I'd send him off to be a race relations officer in Hackney.
• Anyone who has ever commissioned a "reality" TV show.
• Bono.
• Anyone who has ever called a telephone a jellybone.
• Anyone who has ever worn a novelty bow tie.
• The git who broke my wing mirror.
• Chuggers.

... and many many more.

[MaryPoppins]

non-immediate family are fair game then?

Absolutely.

• Anyone who has ever called a telephone a jellybone.

... and many many more.

Never heard that one. I am going to start using that.

[OwlHoot]

And that knob face Danny Alexander.

Oh yes, him too.

Anyway, "executing" sounds too neat and quick - Can we torture them a bit first?

[Pondlife]

i'd have to say Jedward - i'd get one to stand behind the other to save a bullet

Why take the risk? I can fund the extra bullet if you're a bit short.