People you would gladly execute on sight

[doodab]

I would quite happily cover Russell Brand's face with paper cuts and squeeze a lemon over it.

Followed by a light dusting of salt.

Anyone who has ever featured in, or applied for, Big Brother would get the same treatment, except I would use piss instead of lemon juice.

[DaveB]

The permie in this office who keeps sticking his oar in on things that have nothing to do with him. Officous emails requesting action be taken on things he knows nothing about and has no involvement with.

[DaveB]

I would quite happily cover Russell Brand's face with paper cuts and squeeze a lemon over it.

Followed by a light dusting of salt.

Anyone who has ever featured in, or applied for, Big Brother would get the same treatment, except I would use piss instead of lemon juice.

If you use raw alchohol it has the same effect, with the added bonus of being able to set fire to them when you get bored.

[doodab]

If you use raw alchohol it has the same effect, with the added bonus of being able to set fire to them when you get bored.

I just found a list of celebrity big brother housemates.

List of Celebrity Big Brother housemates - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I don't know about you, but I would feel a bit weird about torturing Leo Sayer or Jimmy Saville. Although he was only a guest so could potentially be granted amnesty.

[2BIT]

The permie in this office who keeps sticking his oar in on things that have nothing to do with him. Officous emails requesting action be taken on things he knows nothing about and has no involvement with.

involve him in everything but do nothing he tells you, he'll spend so much time making decisions on things that he wont notice that no one is carrying them out

[BoredBloke]

The annoying ginger boot who sits opposite me who has absolutely no volume control and the bleeding German who keeps going aaaaaahhhh

Yes ve are going to aaaggggggghhhhhhhhh issues some aaaaahhhhhhhh new aaaahhhhhh test sctipts to ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh etc

[stek]

The annoying ginger boot who sits opposite me who has absolutely no volume control and the bleeding German who keeps going aaaaaahhhh

Yes ve are going to aaaggggggghhhhhhhhh issues some aaaaahhhhhhhh new aaaahhhhhh test sctipts to ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh etc

A German Bill Lumberg? Got the email about the new coversheet for the TPS reports?

[MaryPoppins]

involve him in everything but do nothing he tells you, he'll spend so much time making decisions on things that he wont notice that no one is carrying them out

You have a lot of these evil genius ideas. I like it.

[2BIT]

You have a lot of these evil genius ideas. I like it.

i'm very passive-aggressive

[MaryPoppins]

i'm very passive-aggressive

You seem to be the master of it. I prefer to glare at people until they get it